Thursday, November 21, 2013

Friendly Letter

                                                                                                                                                                                11/18/13
Dear Mr. Beriahjintliesoozeepotipertilepopeesoomee
                I’m very saddened to tell you that there is a very deadly disease coming right to you and your area. You need to get out of there right away! The first symptoms for you to see are fever and black spots all over (Mainly on your thighs or in your armpits.) It could kill you only in a few days! You see a rat; you flee! The rats get bit by infected fleas, the rats bite you, and you get the plague. It’s really scary to think about so I suggest that you go very soon. I don’t want you to get this disease so I need you to go. But, if you don’t you will get the disease and you’re my friend so I’m going to say this for the last time… GET OUT OF THERE OR YOU’LL DIE!!!
P.S. – Don’t pet the rats either, okay?
                                                                                                                                                Sincerely,

                                                                                                                                                Abbi Parrish

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